Viagra’s Horrible, Hidden Side Effects

Atlanta, Georgia – Centers for Disease Control: Medical specialists here are preparing a report for the public which discloses some very drastic side effects for the popular ‘male enhancement’ drug known as ‘Viagra’ (Sildenafil Citrate). The drug is also sold under several other names, such as ‘Cialis’ and ‘Levitra’.

Dr. Byrd N. Hand of the CDC says recent intensive studies of long-term users of the drug have uncovered some very drastic, and heretofore unknown side effects. “We never imagined such results when we began the studies.” he said. “But, there is no such thing as a free lunch. You never, ever get something for nothing, and there’s always a price. This is true for Viagra just like anything else.”

Dr. Hand said studies show there is a tradeoff for every gain with Viagra. “When you enhance something over here, something else is worsened or diluted over there.” he said. “When you lengthen something here, you shorten something over there. When something happens over here, then the very opposite will happen over there.”

Proof said Dr. Hand, came in studying people like long term Viagra user Rush Limbaugh whose brain has softened each time his penis stiffened, and whose attention span shortened the longer he stayed ‘up’. “And, the more he tried for being a macho male, the more feminine he became.” said Dr. Hand.

“And now finally, he’s become nothing more than a stupid, spastic, right wing Rosie O’Donnell in drag.”

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January 22, 2008 | Filed Under Articles, Viagra Online 
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